Smarten Up Self!

Dear Self,

It's almost spring time, it's time to smarten up.

Remember those bangs that you got trimmed in the fall, that were straight across and oh so in. You found them cute for a month, but got tired of them and now they don't know what to do. They're not bangs and they aren't grown out.

Remember the hair colour that you couldn't decide what to do with over winter? Well now you have 7 inch roots and perfectly two toned hair. Smarten up and figure out something to do with it. Dark, light, red, streaks, your hair just wants to be a uniform colour.

Also, it's time to get out your spring work attire. Belted sweaters and blouses are starting to look and feel too much like housecoats since they've gotten so much use this year. I know you like comfort, but it's time to be professional.

Also you need to realize that you have to tote around 2 pairs of shoes to work. One pair for walking to and from work, then once you're there, you can wear those oh so cute heels. Your feet are tired of getting killed wearing 4 inch heels for 7 blocks and through a park on the way to work.

You also need to clean your car. It looks like it came from an off roading rally. Is it orange or gray? Also the rabbit litter that was spilled in the back over summer really needs to be vacuumed out.

You've ignored you for too long. It's time to smarten up!

Thanks,

Candice