After being in the grocery store for over an hour, I remembered that the grocery store is the perfect place to meet men.
However, when your grocery store of choice is Costco, and no men in their 20's have run out of a 9 year supply of chicken fingers, (giving you only 2 chances in their 20s to find em!!!!) , all you find is middleaged men being dragged around by their wives. Note to self, find younger, happening grocery store :)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Subscribe to Candice's MusingsLinks
Labels
- cold (2)
- games (1)
- happenings (137)
- life complaints (4)
- random thoughts (58)
- rants (8)
- songs (8)
- time waster (26)
- warm fuzzies (2)
2 comments:
You need to go to a produce market. Look for the single something guy... buying produce.. it usually means he can cook. DO a quick browse of his grogeries.. does it look like he is shopping just for himself? a family? a romantic dinner.. a basket rather then a chart is a good sign. Then go to the fruit near where ever he is.. and casually mention your frustration with picking out fruit. Like pineapples.. oranges grapefruit etc.. he'll respond and whoa! conversation is there. And you will have ripe fruit. Seriously fruit is the easiest thing to make conversation about ever.
:).
Watch out for the creepy guy in the grogery store.. who creeps up on you.. wearing sweats.. and suddenly blurts your pretty.. I'm tom balh blah blah... hes a creepy grogery dater.. stay away..
Thanks for the tip! But I will stay away from the melons....I wouldn't be able to stop giggling in order to make conversation :)
Post a Comment